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salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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babygoatsandfriends:

breebade:

A few years ago at my school there was a senior prank where two goats were released in the school and were labeled “1” and “3”. The teachers and administrators spent four hours trying to find goat “2”.

thats hilarious

seliphra:

curlyfirefly:

elliemari-posa:

potter-merlin:

petrichoriousparalian:

youfightthosefaries:

9 Problems with Women’s Clothing

And the worst part is that clothing companies do it because they know we’ll still buy their products.  But do we have much other choice?

and if you’re fat multiply these difficulties by 9000%

Amen. Also my bras cost 50 freaking dollars! I really don’t want to pay that much for some material to cover my breasts :/

I hate feeling insecure about buying packages underwear when that’s all that I can afford. I’m sorry, but why is it “cool” to pay extra for some lace fabric that only I am going to see? It’s UNDERwear. Why is it such a huge deal?

Someone finally said the thing! The pant sizes are the worst of all. Like seriously.

I’m jealous even over the $50 bra’s. Mine cost between $80-$130 if I want one that will actually fit properly and last more than a week. I can’t use the cheaper stores because their idea of DD is ‘A/B padded to look like DD’. That or ‘sorry, we only carry up to C’. And the cheap ones in boxes don’t carry above D either usually…

la-food:

Skillet–toasted penne with bacon and cheddar - Recipe here

cpecod:

have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

jfef:

i have watched this video well over 200 times & ive laughed every single fucking time

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

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tropigalismo:

I NEED THIS AS MY RINGTONE

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

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